Originally Aired: Thursday, February 11, 1993, 9:30PM ===== Production Credits: MILOS: (not cheered) Thank you, but, unfortunately, I have much larger JERRY: (shocked) Your husband?! MILOS: Shhh-shhh. store! 1 About 2 Episodes 2.1 Season 1 2.2 Season 2 2.3 Season 3 2.4 Season 4 2.5 Season 5 2.6 Season 6 2.7 Season 7 2.8 Season 8 2.9 Season 9 Seinfeld is an American sitcom television series created by Larry David and Jerry Seinfeld for NBC. Vincent, I... Don't shut me out. Aeroplane landing, with a caption 'AKRON, OHIO'. George used “Jerk Store” as a part of a comeback to one of his co-workers at the New York Yankees named Reilly. KRAMER: Well, I gotta have a central nervous system. From the Season 8 DVD. Except for George, who looks triumphant. central nervous system. KRAMER: (nervous) I gotta find Elaine. JERRY: You could do that? ELAINE: (points to Kramer and smiles in agreement) That's right. way more. down a cassette) Oh, here, look at that. Oh, Jerry, listen uh, you know, I saw the rest of that movie, the trying on a visor. This is the last time he is seen in this episode. of (laughs) Huhu. lot George walks out the door. away "The Comeback" (January 30, 1997) SUMMARY George can't think of a comeback after getting zinged at a meeting. PATTY: (putting her hand to Jerry's face) Shh. tooth. Mr Shellbach had a tennis lesson. That'll kill him. HELEN: Uh we'll come back another time. enough for everybody. George smiles and looks expectant. Milos walks to the net to meet Jerry. me a toothbrush. They're packing away their stuff. How can I help you. WOMAN: Did he send you part of our VCR? Jerry sits in a chair, reading a newspaper. I thought we And when there's dirty work to be done, you don't mind JERRY: (quietly) I told you to cut it out. Once again, George drives along, frustrated and angry. GEORGE: Listen to the comeback. I hope you don't You're their all-time best VINCENT: (shrieks) No, my acne! They're running outta shrimp. Can I help you? GEORGE: (worked up) Wha...You gotta be kidding me?! You're due back by six." Pain And The Yearning.) This is a Creepypasta that was originally posted on 4chan's /x/ board. I don't own this videoAll credit goes to WBTV and the Creators of SeinfeldContent owned by WBTVNo copyright infringement intended. JERRY: George was scarfing shrimp at this meeting, and this guy says 'Hey, I stick to the Gene rack. George used “Jerk Store” as a part of a comeback to one of his co-workers at the New York Yankees named Reilly. You're due back by six.' Slow-witted George could not think of a comeback until later, while driving to the tennis club to meet Jerry. out, he chose to offer you his wife as some sort of mediaeval sexual payola? of a MILOS: Hello. that's (picks up more shrimp) Let's see how many KRAMER: (waving) Shellbach. VINCENT (O.C. (looks at her watch) Mr Kramer, you had a ten-thirty How would you like extra year membership (laughter) Hehaha. PLAYER (O.C. PLAYER: Ahh. A woman comes up behind Elaine. be changed. George walks back into the living room and picks up a newspaper. The other three watch him go. rummages in his bag, producing an old-fashioned wooden framed tennis racquet. As a comedian rising in popularity in the late 1980s, Seinfeld was presented with an opportunity to create a show with NBC. Milos (East European, tracksuit George enters and strolls over to the booth. GEORGE: Reilly is no longer with the club. Side Jerry leaves, and Milos looks and movie. Read the full scritpt of The Comeback. (laughs) Ha-ha. her I am still a man. (frustration) Just because This was the 12th episode for the eighth season. next Patty leans toward Jerry, as though to kiss him. swallows, and uses a napkin to clean his fingers. dipping them in some sort of sauce, and stuffing his face with them, about (beseeching) A ball bounces past Elaine, and Jerry grabs it. JERRY: (examining the button) Boy, look how far back it goes. I, I couldn't live with myself. HELEN: O-oh are you sure? The Seinfeld script formula What makes Seinfeld so unique as a show is that it has no real interest in change. Kramer lies in bed, asleep. nervous, while Elaine is tapping at a soda can, looking bored. MILOS: (shouting over) Hey Patty. (laughter) Hahah. Outta Milos, who runs the pro shop, he really recommended it. Vincent? GEORGE: Yep. The Van Buren Boys She reads numbers Hey. hereby want Jerry Seinfeld to remove my life support, feeding machine, Jerry delivers a fierce serve which beats Milos, and almost hits him in The woman pushes the door wide open, revealing Vincent standing there. Viewer Mark Byerly notes that in an installment of Ben Stein's diary in The American Spectator, Stein reveals that in the original script for this episode he was to play a role closer to Reilly, that is, as George's adversary at the office. coma looks Danny Strong (Vincent) Kramer looks to Elaine, who nods. Elaine smiles and nods, and pulls at a chain she has round her neck. gone Jerry looks angry at ): (relenting) Alright, but, can you bring me few things George and Jerry come along a corridor. he speaks. ELAINE: Kramer, do you have any idea what you've done? something special. A plane landing, with the caption 'NEW YORK, NEW YORK'. KRAMER: That's a lotta yearning, huh? Jerry walks back to deliver another serve. JERRY: You never really had the right comeback, anyway. I... ): Wait a minute, she's coming out of the coma. JERRY: To a guy you've never met? [Insert] George realises that everyone in the coffee shop is staring over at him, But then, I said to him, 'Oh yeah? JERRY: No. WOMAN: (disapproving) Vodka, cigarettes, fireworks. room Kramer watches a movie where a woman falls into a coma, causing him to write a living will for what to do with him if he's ever in that situation. At another court, behind [Hospital Room] MORTY: Uh we'll drive around for a while. with it. (frustration) George wanders over into the kitchen. Jerry opens the envelope and shakes a small object out onto his palm. JERRY: You're on fire today. Patty advances on Jerry, sexily. business if anybody find out. Elaine enjoys her position as President of the J. Peterman catalog. The phone rings. ELAINE: Oh. The terrible player continues to swing ineffectually at easy balls in Check out our complete Seinfeld Gift Guide right now!Including T-Shirts, DVDs, and more!. ELAINE: Ah. I have to meet [Jerry's Apartment] It aired on January 30, 1997 and is notable for introducing the term "Jerk Store". (indicating Kramer) How's he doing? Season Free. Of what? My husband! 147 who is filling his face from a large dish of shrimp. JERRY: What other time? George, the ocean called. FRED: Alright, let's get to it. Images, quotes and excerpts from "Seinfeld" and other sources are included on this website under the doctrine of "Fair Use" where allowances are made to duplicate small portions of a large body of work for the purpose of criticism, comment, news reporting, teaching, scholarship, education and research. Jerry turns to follow Patty. salad Well, I had sex with your wife. The Money (smugly) Well, the jerk store called. JERRY: Yes, well, of course, but, even so, you may wanna talk to a lawyer. The zoo called. KRAMER: Yeah, but, Jackie Chiles, he put a restraining order on me. the wall. KRAMER: (indicating that cars should pass him) Well, go around, you bunch ELAINE: Oh. called. time You're, you're strange and beautiful, and sensitive. REILLY: No-one in the park is gonna be able to see it from there. SECRETARY: Oh. That's what I should've said! It's got some space to rent." A boardroom very much like that of the Yankees, but with a Firestone sign Elaine sticks out her tongue at Jerry. The coma lady wakes up at the end. (to his audience) It's lung-blower, etcetera, etcetera, etcetera.' writing with a large group. the plugs and yanks it out of the socket with a grunt. when frustration) Thanks. ELAINE: So he was bad. Hahaha! [Lawyer's Office] Elaine walks over and sees both sockets are full. your unbelievably bad tennis playing. getting ever more rigorous. (meek) Is there anything else I can do for you? Jerry points to the wall beside Kramer's bed. The guy is knocked unconscious JERRY: Well, I don't if what you have here constitutes a legally binding (picks up video box) Ugh, how OLD WOMAN (O.C. George hopes to get his parents' money when they die. Milos walks away behind the scenes somewhere. seafood. and Elaine is open-mouthed GEORGE: Don't you understand? of a Kramer takes his cassette toward the counter. I [George's Car] Elaine takes the vodka from the bag and walks off. JERRY: (to himself) Gotta be an easier way. KRAMER: Look, just tell him you had sex with his wife. bounces away past him. They are watched Jeff Hatz (Manager (Gene)) It's got On another court, Shellbach is facing an automatic serving machine. ELAINE: (evasive) I'm kinda off of him. SHELLBACH: Situation number four. JERRY: So, you play tennis? KRAMER: (approving) Yeah. contents. ): Elaine? are you gonna be the executor of my living will? I'm leaving first thing tomorrow morning. (frustrated Then a look of Huhuh. George tries to come up with a good comeback after someone insults him. ELAINE: Ahh-cnee. Jerry and Milos are still playing. They're running out of shrimp." Milos KRAMER: Hey. JERRY: (nonplused) You're flying to Akron, just to zing a guy? bet I Well, the One more guy (Fred) enters, and moves to sit at the table. in surprise. You see? JERRY: (walking away) Well, I didn't sleep with her. in front of himself. Jerry listens. No charge. Jerry is walking along the street, when he encounters the beautiful woman January 30th, 1997 and ninety-two minutes? Plot. (moving away) I can't go through ): No. (looking around) Uh, outlet? ease up. Jerk store, woulda smoked that guy! GEORGE: (surprise) What? GEORGE: (really animated) Alright, alright. Elaine suggests, "Your cranium called. After a few moments, Milos returns, looking rueful. JERRY: (explanation) He's new around here. racquet on a stool. The Comeback KRAMER: (picking up Jerry's old racquet) Well, you're not gonna need this KRAMER: (looking at 'Gene' rack) See what doctor Gene prescribes, huh? Kramer holds up a video for Elaine's inspection. How I long to be rid of the pain. This is why I hate JERRY: (surprised) Alright. "The Revenge" was written by series co-creator Larry David and directed by Tom Cherones. KRAMER: Naw, that's not my style. long ELAINE: You know, these movies are great, but they're just so emotionally [Street] like, two hours. GEORGE: (hopeful) So, details? I refund your money. Written by: Gregg Kavet & Andy Robin Kramer enters the room, with a bowl of spaghetti. JERRY: Yeah, it's still got some spring in the strings. jerk A woman walks up who turns out to be Vincent's mom. ): (disappointed) Oww. occupant can't be seen. JERRY: (animated) You know, I spent two hundred dollars on a racquet because KRAMER: Yeah, because you're perfect. KRAMER: Oh, yeah, yeah. KRAMER: Yeah. Elaine? Go away. the air, in a gesture of total disbelief. (to Elaine) 'Cos I could still go to the coffee ): Mrs Allbright, can you hear me? Kramer smiles and raises his eyebrows. page. He's [Elaine's Apartment] Seinfeld Season show reviews & Metacritic score: George has trouble thinking of a comeback to a comment made by Reilly; he does think of one, but it's a little too late. like a club. one To have a line as perfect is Oh, Vincent, I'm so sorry. You're breathing on your own, you're One lung, blind and you're eating through a tube. Stick. Frightened by the movie, he has a living will drawn up. onto the chain is the VCR button Vincent sent her. Patty strolls past Jerry, and indicates he should follow. desperately to try and reach it, but loses his grip on his racquet. seats. JERRY: (pulling on a jacket) Mmm-hmm. him a Gene pick. He's still groggy. The Pain And The Yearning. [Kramer's Car] gonna ELAINE: (reading) 'The Other Side Of Darkness'. GEORGE: (through a mouthful) Long as they don't throw 'em on the field. Kramer, who looks groggily around and sees Elaine standing holding the WOMAN: Well, I'm his mother. You said that to him? marked ): Little help, hey! However, someone decided that Reilly should be a younger, edgier character, so the character was rewritten. over any like I KRAMER: Well, would I be able to communicate? Kramer drives along the street, very slowly. reaches under the counter and pulls out a can of tennis balls. (positive) Yeah, I decided I'm up for it. ELAINE: (confused) Uh, uhm, I'm, I'm here to see Vincent. Well, the jerk store called, and they're running out of you.". Promptly, he makes a U-turn and heads back towards the airport, yelling out, "You're meat, Reilly! Thanks a lot. JERRY: (reluctant) Well, I'll do it as long as there's no other girls 147. Dec 31, 2015 - Explore J BP's board "Seinfeld (The Comeback) 8", followed by 605 people on Pinterest. My name is Milos. It woulda been so sweet. Everyone around the table laughs. Y'know, she's gonna pull my plug. WOMAN: Excuse me. automatic serving machine for Shellbach. Vincent darts away from the door into the apartment. What d'you care? store called, and they're running outta you.' Huh, I never heard of ELAINE: (laughs) Huh. JERRY: You can't even play. Kramer hands the piece of paper to Jerry. JERRY: In fact, it's the only racquet he plays with. Jerry begins to play harder and triggers a sequence of events that results in Kramer in the hospital (see below). Guest Cast: When he catches up with him, a sequence of events caused by Jerry and Milos' tennis game causes a ball machine to fire at Kramer at top speed. GEORGE: (standing) Oh yeah, Reilly? George sits on the couch, just making sure he's got Jerry's story straight. JERRY: (disbelief) Milos? her The phone rings and Elaine picks up. Jerk store! set me up, but you gotta come with me and be the executor. There's (laughter) Ha ha! JERRY: (tossing the ball) Here you go. The store manager comes over and squeezes past Elaine. Milos gave me your address. I got the line. she breaks away. Maybe it is time for you bunch of food on the table. REILLY: Hey George, the ocean called. ELAINE: Bore-ing. ELAINE: (at TV screen) Bernie is dead, you moron! Jerry's parents believe he is financially unstable. Hahaha! am. JERRY: Trust me, Kramer. ELAINE: What're you getting? KRAMER: (shouting back) Oh, unforgettable. GEORGE: (confused) What does that mean? around. with ELAINE: Really? guy 'Hey, Reilly. Air Date Now. When he says it, however, Reilly responds, "What's the difference? JERRY: (reading) 'I, Cosmo Kramer, having just seen the movie The Other (shouts) You're meat, Reilly! But machines do everything else. problems to fry. KRAMER: (picking the racquet up) Did you take this out of the garbage? ELAINE: Hello. Elaine becomes romantically interested in him, but is unable to meet him in person. During the credits, George thinks up a new line: "Oh, yeah? GEORGE: So concerned was he, that word of his poor tennis skills might Milos is still milking it. DOCTOR (O.C. Bravo. KRAMER: Oh, hey, new racquet, huh? I'm Cosmo Kramer. There are a few customers browsing. KRAMER: (screaming) Waahhh!!! PATTY: (anguished) No! a guy in baseball cap and dark glasses is playing truly awful tennis. removes his sunglasses and wipes his brow with his forearm. You're a calculating, cold-hearted It was written by Gregg Kavet and Andy Robin and was directed by Andy Ackerman. 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